Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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