i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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