woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
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