just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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