i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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