Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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