You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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