Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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