that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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