Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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