I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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