You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Randomize
