I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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