just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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