Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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