her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
operation have a gay friend backfired
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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