Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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