ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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