You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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