i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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