she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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