Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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