cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Randomize
