I seem to have left my pride at pride
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize
