you should give me head with plastic fangs in
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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