Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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