i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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