Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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