I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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