I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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