dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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