does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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