I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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