This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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