she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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