Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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