I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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