Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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its like you know when i get waxed
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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