Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
