your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
too bad you live with your parents still
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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