I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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