Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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