she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I currently don't understand fingers.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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