1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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