i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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