Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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