Cold hands, warm shart.
I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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