I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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