You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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