dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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