He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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