How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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